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Dec 4, 2003 17:36:30 GMT
Post by darthwhite on Dec 4, 2003 17:36:30 GMT
TEXTHello im darth White one of the most powerful sith and i ask what light sabers do other sith have i have a red double bladed and on shaped like darth tyranus's light saber (if u have a light saber that is)
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sith
Jul 24, 2004 18:42:18 GMT
Post by Empress Palpatine on Jul 24, 2004 18:42:18 GMT
Hello, I'm Empress Palpatine. I'm not too often seen as I drift through the corridors of the Death Star or the Emporer's other residences. Occasionally, people catch a glimpse of me. There are whispers around the empire concerning my husband's personal life. People have speculated on the Emporer's marital status. One can be sure that any girl will find him an electrifying experience.
I remember there was this week where he seemed so awfully busy. I felt a bit alone that week, moping around our private quarters. There were no social events. Even the Empire Grand Ball was postponed. Everybody was rushing about frantic. It seemed the terrorist threat had increased. The word was that they were going to strike, possibly a big target this time. Security was tightened everywhere.
One fine day, my husband came to me grabbed me by the arm and said we had to go. He had to oversee the finishing of the Death Star. I had seen some of its stages of construction, but now the heat was on. The schedule had been moved up due to the terrorist threat.
I was nervous, but he assured me he had it all under control.
When I arrived, I saw some guards walk by with this young fellow in handcuffs. He had a defiant look. The Emporer told me that this was his right hand man's son. He had joined the terrorists. He claimed to be one of those Jedi, that is, those religious fundamentalists I thought we were rid of. He even had a lightsaber.
I asked my husband, "do you have one of those?" He said he did not need one. He can deliver a shock from several feet away. I said, "but I like your lightning, it makes my hair stand up and gives me a lovely rush. Sometimes I hold your hand, and it passes through me and out my hand. It is so much fun."
He said that certain people don't find it so fun. Some have an adverse reaction, anywhere from uncomfortable to downright deadly. Terrorists with such pig-headed attitudes usually fall in this category. "If they like my lightning,they are not an enemy; but against my enemies it is quite a weapon."
"So, my dear, you do not need a lightsaber if you stick with me."
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sith
Mar 9, 2005 15:47:48 GMT
Post by tony1975 on Mar 9, 2005 15:47:48 GMT
Interesting post Empress.
- Tony1975
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sith
Mar 10, 2005 2:37:52 GMT
Post by Empress Palpatine on Mar 10, 2005 2:37:52 GMT
Glad you like it. I like to keep people up on the goings on in the Emporer's private world. I love to play tag with the tabloids. They try to sneak about the boarders of the Emporer's private residences with their camera droids. I laugh; but if he sees them, he short circuits them immediately. You can guess what happens to any paverazzi that gets caught ! One of my best memories is the day he took care of that pig-headed political rival. At his vacation residence, the Emporer has a swimming pool. Only priviledged people are invited there. Few have ever seen him in his bathing suit. This fellow dared to challenge his authority by the side of the pool. I think he had gotten a bit tipsy. Maul was doing high dives into the pool with all his Sithly elegance. This fellow swaggered in the pool, drink in hand. The Emporer, the clever plotter that he is, started into the pool. He let loose a blast of lightning which went into the whole pool. The man was on the other side, but he got nailed just the same. From that time on, no one ever entered a swimming pool when the Emporer was there. ;D
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sith
Apr 12, 2005 22:29:49 GMT
Post by Darth Sidious on Apr 12, 2005 22:29:49 GMT
interesting, yet wierd as always empress welcome to the forums Tony
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sith
Apr 22, 2005 1:32:46 GMT
Post by Empress Palpatine on Apr 22, 2005 1:32:46 GMT
My husband, the Emporer, whispered in my ear the other day, "Honey, I do indeed have a lightsaber. You'll see me use it soon, dear." He looked at me mischeiviously and asked,"You know I like Jedi."
"How's that?" I asked, wondering.
"For breakfast! Sliced, diced, and sauteed!" ;D
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sindo
Sith Marauder
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sith
May 26, 2005 21:38:56 GMT
Post by sindo on May 26, 2005 21:38:56 GMT
I would just like to introduce myself. Myname is Darth sindo. I have studied the code of the sith and sith philosophies as well as trained myself to be as disciplined as the sith it is a true honor to speak with darth Sidious. I wish to be made more than a darkside Adept.
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sith
May 27, 2005 20:24:09 GMT
Post by Darth Sidious on May 27, 2005 20:24:09 GMT
Welcome Lord Sindo. you appear to be well versed in the Dark Side of the Force. Your Rank(s) will increase gradually as you provide worthwhile contributions here
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sindo
Sith Marauder
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sith
May 28, 2005 19:42:26 GMT
Post by sindo on May 28, 2005 19:42:26 GMT
Thank you Emporor .
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sith
May 28, 2005 20:06:35 GMT
Post by Darth Sidious on May 28, 2005 20:06:35 GMT
although i should probably have said earlier that there are three levels of 'Adepts'
the normal one, which you are currently. Senior Adept, and Master Adept
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sindo
Sith Marauder
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sith
May 28, 2005 22:47:02 GMT
Post by sindo on May 28, 2005 22:47:02 GMT
I understand
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sindo
Sith Marauder
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sith
May 30, 2005 1:42:25 GMT
Post by sindo on May 30, 2005 1:42:25 GMT
I would like to know what other levels there are in the sith religion and how you grow to these powers.
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sith
May 30, 2005 3:23:31 GMT
Post by Darth Sidious on May 30, 2005 3:23:31 GMT
Ok, from lowest position to highest:
DarkSide Adept DarkSide Senior Adept DarkSide Master Adept Sith Apprentice Sith Knight Sith Assassin Sith Warrior Sith Destroyer Sith Avenger Sith Master Sith Lord.
These are all the current ones, however more may be added to it at some point. There is no finalised level of contributions to grow in power and strength as yet, purely because i cant decide :S
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sindo
Sith Marauder
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sith
May 30, 2005 20:03:53 GMT
Post by sindo on May 30, 2005 20:03:53 GMT
Thank you for the information Lord Sidious
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sith
Aug 11, 2005 3:44:05 GMT
Post by Mrs. Darth Vader on Aug 11, 2005 3:44:05 GMT
I wish to introduce my self. I am Mrs. Darth Vader. You do not see me much because I live in the shadows. I am loyal to my husband Darth Vader and Master Palpatine. I was introduced to Darth Vader by the then Chancelor Palpatine. Palpatine married us in secret which then made me Loretta Anakin Skywalker. He was called Anakin then. I helped kill the sand people when his mother was killed. We share everything together. I know him and he knows me inside and out. Unlike his traitor wife Padme, who turns on him, I help Vader kill the Jedi. Palpatine for some reason tells me to wait for my husband Darth Vader while Vader deals with the sepertists and traid federation beings on Mustafar. I try real hard to obey Master Palpatine but the anxiety for my husband builds till I can not stand it. I go to look for my husband to find he is in pain screaming while this Obi-Wan gloats and yells at him. I am now Inraged and power up my lightsaber but because I am new at it Obi-Wan wins and I end up beside my husband. Palpatine comes and has to fix us both. We both are now in the Helmit. I go where ever Darth Vader is. I am the wife that stays with Darth Vader. He is always handsome to me, even in the helmit because I know the inner Vader. I help Darth Vader in every way I can, mostly as a quiet intelligence analyst. The information I give helps Darth Vader plan any invasions necessary to expand the Empire. I visit Mrs Palpatine alot. I am glad to be rid of that capitalist,anarchist republic and in its stead a well orderd functioning empire. I got the real fancy Darth Vader lightsaber, not the Walmart veriety.
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sith
Aug 12, 2005 21:56:04 GMT
Post by Empress Palpatine on Aug 12, 2005 21:56:04 GMT
Now we can be the Ladies of the Death Star. Emperor Palpatine, Empress Palpatine, Darth Vader, and Mrs. Vader: the Gang of Four! Mine zaps, yours chokes...nobody will dare cross us!
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sindo
Sith Marauder
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sith
Aug 14, 2005 19:42:32 GMT
Post by sindo on Aug 14, 2005 19:42:32 GMT
I still must say that a mrs.vader wouldn't work.
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sith
Aug 15, 2005 14:55:36 GMT
Post by hunter6 on Aug 15, 2005 14:55:36 GMT
Hello everyone, new member here. Some great discussions here. Hope to be able to post some knowledge here real soon.
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sith
Aug 15, 2005 16:52:32 GMT
Post by Darth Sidious on Aug 15, 2005 16:52:32 GMT
hi, welcome! ...mmm, fresh meat for the grinder
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sindo
Sith Marauder
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sith
Aug 16, 2005 2:04:07 GMT
Post by sindo on Aug 16, 2005 2:04:07 GMT
LOL!
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sith
Aug 28, 2005 0:34:38 GMT
Post by Lord Exar Kun on Aug 28, 2005 0:34:38 GMT
i shall continue the introductions. i am called Exar Kun, after one of the most powerful Sith Lords to have lived. i began studying the Sith teachings at a young age and chose Exar Kun for my name to strike fear in all. Exar Kun was thought to have been destroyed, not once but twice. anyone who hears the name knows of the power that he controlled and of the destruction that followed. i carry a single blade, red lightsaber of my own design. i did not rely on Sith of the past for ideas, a lightsaber is a personal weapon and should be treated as such.
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sith
Aug 28, 2005 19:40:53 GMT
Post by Empress Palpatine on Aug 28, 2005 19:40:53 GMT
Greetings from the empress. I can be lethal in my own way. My husband and I hatch good plots together, the kind that can do in millions. People who cross the empress...well...they just sort of dissapear. I can cast a spell over others. I am the queen, and empire personell trip over each other to curry my favor. Some who are on the emporer's or Vader's dissaproved of list come to me begging for me to soften the emporer's view of them so their lives may be spared. Some who have run afoul of vader beg me to convince Mrs. Vader to convince Darth Vader. I may grant them their desparate wish in exchange for a favor and to be my devoted slaves for all time or else. That is in that galaxy.
In this one, I communicate with the emporer in spirit. I expound the Sith philosophy. I seak the heart of the Force.
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sith
Aug 29, 2005 3:40:55 GMT
Post by Mrs. Darth Vader on Aug 29, 2005 3:40:55 GMT
Welcome Lord Exar Kun. I hope you like it here. This is my faverate place since Sidious who runs this site balances very well between the joy of the fiction of Star Wars and the facts of real life. Exar Kun gets destroyed twice, so does that make him the man who lives thrice? He beat Bond because he is in You only live Twice.
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sith
Sept 21, 2005 21:20:08 GMT
Post by lordrevan on Sept 21, 2005 21:20:08 GMT
II would also like to inroduce myself I am Lord Revan I will prove myself to be a true sith above all else.
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lokair
DarkSide Adept
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sith
Sept 22, 2005 2:21:37 GMT
Post by lokair on Sept 22, 2005 2:21:37 GMT
I am not a Sith of traditional Idea's I was a Jedi , but fallen from grace.
Born on that planet Tatooine, in Mos Eisley , me and mom made our living , her dancing in the Catina's. Me working as Hunter(meats and hides fetch a fair price). I have never known my father, but neither did most of my friends, mom had a lot of boy friends, but they never seemed to stick around. As I reached my 20th year mom passed in peaceful way, her illness was that of many in the city that season.
I was once introduced to an older gentile man when I was in my 12 year. He was brought to me for my sevear headaches. He was not happy when he left and told mom never to let the Imperials meet me. We did as we were told. After becoming 15 years of age while hunting out side Mos Espa I came across a very beautiful tweilik her name Vociha. We were both young and in love, She had skills I had never seen before and she recognized some thing in me. She introduced me to whole new world"the Force". I asked her how she learned to use her powers and never did get an answer. She took me under her wing and I learned that to be a Jedi was to be powerful. She loved that I understood that aspect of my powers. She left me at the age of 22 for a mission she had to do, I never knew for who or where. I have yet to this day (11 years later) to ever see her or hear from her again..
I will continue "The life of Lokair" at a later time .
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sith
Sept 23, 2005 3:02:44 GMT
Post by Empress Palpatine on Sept 23, 2005 3:02:44 GMT
I look forward to the rest of the story.
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sith
Sept 25, 2005 12:21:03 GMT
Post by darthmidian on Sept 25, 2005 12:21:03 GMT
Hello fellow Sith. I am Darth Midian. I was once a jedi by the name Jedi Skywise. My mother in law menipulated herself a seat on the Jedi Counsel. Since setting out on a quest to find the right religion for me, I dicided to take a closer look into the Force. I feel it flowing through me at all times. It is ever preasent. But every time I logged on all I ever saw was people asking about thier rank in the jedi order. People who had nothing better to do than sit at a computer for 20 strait hours could only come up with post about thier rank. Or how they used the Force to play frisbee with thier dog. I was tired of meditating on the Force for such reasons. I am not a pasive person. I act with emotion. I use the Force for meaning and perpous. I use it to talk to my father who died a couple of years ago. I use it as leverage when dealing with stupid inmates. I could no longer take the hipocracy of the Jedi, then I started reading up on the Sith. The Jedi mock us. The head of the Jedi Order named "Chris" stated, "Now there is a sith religion site. How rediculous is that?" If he put Jedi where Sith was in his sentence it would still make normal low thinking plebians think the same way. Yes I am a fan of Star Wars, but don't think for one second that those movies brought me here. The darker side of the Force and the relazation that the Jedi are a whole bunch of self serving hypocretes did. I will get of my soap box now and just sit back and enjoy the fact that George Lucas sued the pants out of "Chris" and the whole lot of those Jedi scum.
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